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Thursday, July 9, 2009

Ten Alec Baldwin Characters who should run for Senate before Alec Baldwin

In an upcoming interview with Playboy Magazine, actor Alec Baldwin mulls a run for political office. Given that he once allegedly promised to leave the country if George W. Bush beat Al Gore, maybe one of his many memorable characters would have better success in politics.

10 Gary Jonas, Saturday Night Live
The fourth Jonas Brother will be very popular with younger voters, even if they won’t be old enough to vote until 2014.


9 Robert Green, The Edge
He fought a grizzly bear and survived being stranded in the Alaskan wilderness. So he’ll have the Palin vibe without the baggage.

Bear Fight from The Edge

8 Dr Jed Hill, Malice
With health care reform at the top of the agenda, we could use someone with Dr. Hill’s expertise and confidence.


7 Ellerby, The Departed
A strong supporter of the Patriot Act, language very, very NSFW.


6 Jeff Schweddy, Saturday Night Live
A small business man with appeal to the NPR demo.



5 Jimmy Swaggart, Great Balls of Fire
Family values are important. Language NSFW.


4 Lt Colonel James Doolittle, Pearl Harbor
Led the daring raid on Japan after the attack on Pearl Harbor.


3 Jack Ryan, The Hunt for Red October
A Marine veteran wounded in the line of duty, and a CIA analyst who helped avert all out war with the Soviet Union. On the downside, by his fourth term, he’ll be Ben Affleck.
The Hunt For Red October


2 Jack Donagy, 30 Rock
A savvy businessman, who should have no problem tapping his Wall Street connections for campaign contributions, even in this economy. In this deleted scene, Jack interviews for a new job.

30 Rock Deleted Scene: Jack Interviews for a New Job - Awesome video clips here


1 Blake, Glengarry Glen Ross
A great public speaker, and will do what he needs to do to win. Second prize is a set of steak knives. Language NSFW.

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